Wanna have a blast after a break up follow these simple mantras...
1. Don't ever dedicate a song to your boyfriend/girlfriend or crush... Fuckers ruin that song for u forever😑 2. Don't ever introduce them to your family or close cousins ... You can't tell your mom that you just lost touch with that person.. Mom's will pester you into calling them home 3. Rule 3: don't ever take those f*****s to your favourite spots... Sorry but post breakup those aren't going to be your favourite anymore 4. Rule 4: Don't spend your special days like birthdays, new year and Christmas eves with them... Unless you want to spend all your precious holidays sulking about a dimwit who didn't deserve you Sorry lil one, even Santa can't make u happy if u do that 5. Rule 5: Never ignore your best friends or the close knit group of idiots you have when you start dating.. Because these precious idiots are gonna come and pick u up when the a*****e drops you down.. they're gonna clean your puke.. make you laugh and make yo...