Wanna have a blast after a break up follow these simple mantras...

1. Don't ever dedicate a song to your boyfriend/girlfriend or crush...
Fuckers ruin that song for u forever😑

2. Don't ever introduce them to your family or close cousins...
You can't tell your mom that you just lost touch with that person.. Mom's will pester you into calling them home

3. Rule 3: don't ever take those f*****s to your favourite spots... Sorry but post breakup those aren't going to be your favourite anymore

4. Rule 4: Don't spend your special days like birthdays, new year and Christmas eves with them... Unless you want to spend all your precious holidays sulking about a dimwit who didn't deserve you
Sorry lil one, even Santa can't make u happy if u do that

5. Rule 5: Never ignore your best friends or the close knit group of idiots you have when you start dating..
Because these precious idiots are gonna come and pick u up when the a*****e drops you down.. they're gonna clean your puke.. make you laugh and make you realise it isn't end of life

Ps. This is just a random blog not intended to hurt the love birds in relationship...

Comments

  1. Heart WarriorJanuary 3, 2017 at 12:38 PM

    I follow.
    Hail to Rule Maker!!

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  2. Heart WarriorJanuary 3, 2017 at 12:39 PM

    I follow.
    Hail to Rule Maker!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. ChandaniJanuary 4, 2017 at 10:58 AM

    Rule 6: post breakup dont continue the so called friendship to avoid self destruction 😁

    Its me babes🙈

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Unsaid SomethingsJanuary 4, 2017 at 11:01 AM

      Oh yes.. that is the most essential one..
      Staying friends with your ex is like going and sitting beside a dog who has already bit you and expecting it to not bite again:

      Delete
    2. ChandaniJanuary 4, 2017 at 11:05 AM

      Rule 7: watevr it be in life...whether its prince charming or an asshole...love urself the most
      Self love can nvr destruct u rather help u to heal 😛

      Delete
  4. ChandaniJanuary 4, 2017 at 10:59 AM

    Rule 6: post breakup dont continue the so called friendship to avoid self destruction 😁

    Its me babes🙈

    ReplyDelete
  5. Unsaid SomethingsJanuary 4, 2017 at 11:07 AM

    Satyavachan... Good lord you're on fire today ;)

    ReplyDelete
  6. Hardik DaiyaJuly 13, 2017 at 2:45 PM

    Lol. Nice one. Whatever u write u just rock dude...

    ReplyDelete
  7. Hardik DaiyaJuly 13, 2017 at 2:46 PM

    Lol. Nice one. Whatever u write u just rock dude...

    ReplyDelete

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